Word Origin Comics: Shop Until You Drop

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
― Bo Derek

“Have you ever considered what Adam and Eve were doing when they got into so much trouble? As I read the story, they were shopping. The forbidden fruit was not scattered throughout the garden, not in many places, not in multiple locations, but one place, one site, one location and one location only. Perhaps they just came upon it, “Oh, look, the forbidden fruit…” or, perhaps, they were looking for something, searching, shopping. Somewhere in their dissatisfaction they thought, “If only we had something more…”

― David W. Jones, Enough: And Other Magic Words to Transform Your Life

“Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.”

― Paul McCartney

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Watergate

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Richard Nixon’s resignation from the presidency in 1974 began with the break-in at the national headquarters of the democratic party at the apartment and office complex in Washington, D.C. known as Watergate.

That location spawned several verbal offspring, including the noun, watergater; the verb, to watergate; and the suffix –gate— which when preceded by a the name of a relevant person, place, or thing, came to denote any actual or alleged scandal, e.g. Irangate, Whitewatergate, or Monicagate, a.k.a. Swinging-gate.

Try as they might, there was nothing “All the President’s Men” could do — from the title of the book on watergate by Woodward and Bernstein—a play on the fate of Humpty Dumpty.

It wasn’t for lack of effort however. They stonewalled, “obstructed,” “delayed,” or “impeded” the investigation, thanks to General Thomas J.(Stonewall) Jackson, in honor of his steadfastness at the battle of Bull Run — as well as drawing on an old cricket term for “an exclusively defensive and delaying strategy.” But to no avail.

Nixon’s career ended with a series of expletives deleted, the obscenities on the Oval office tapes. All expletives once did was to literally “fill out” a sentence. This time they filled out a sordid little tale, leaving an entire nation saying  “holy **** !”

Word Origin Comics: All Strung Out and Nowhere to Go?

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”
― Jane Wagner

“The truth is that stress doesn’t come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about your circumstances.”
—Andrew Bernstein, author

“Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.”
—-Chinese proverb

“Stress is caused by being ‘here’ but wanting to be ‘there.’”
—Eckhart Tolle, author of The Power of Now and A New Earth

So what’s an overworked, overstressed, overwhelmed, overtired, overanxious, well-meaning schmuck like you to do?

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Bribery and Corruption

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 In the 15th century, powerful folk often rubbed palms with the oil of angels. This referred to the English coins bearing the image of Michael the Archangel which lent immediate and soothing relief to those with outstretched hands.

Even then, there was nothing like a little lubricant to help things run more smoothly — a tradition we continued with greased palms and greased wheels— variations of kickback or payola from the 1930s. Today’s process is slicker than ever. It begins with a solicitation from the Latin, solicitare to “move violently, stir, or agitate,” implying some kind of shakedown. It ends in a subsidy.

A subsidy is a thing sitting nearby, from the Latin sub, “under” and sedere, “to sit.” It initially referred to the Roman military reserves who knelt in the background, waiting for the proper moment to be called into action — not unlike special interests in America today.

Bribery’s never mentioned. It’s too gauche for words. The Old French bribe was a morsel of bread given to a beggar, a cheap way of buying him off and much too coarse for today’s sophisticated power brokers. When did you last hear of a Congressman accepting a bribe? Or corporations getting a pay-off? Subsidies and solicitations, yes — bribes, never.

Books, Learning, and Things That Matter, Including Black Lives

I am 82 years old and somewhat world-weary. Yesterday my grandson asked if I was in despair about the events in Dallas and the killings that preceded them. Yes, I said, I was deeply saddened by it all. I mentioned how I myself had once tried to address such issues. Though my efforts could be considered failures, I felt that they had not been in vain. I took comfort in the thought that though they had ended up on the discard heap of history they had also entered the ether and at some moment yet to come they would magically affect future generations who would learn from them and build upon them. I told him that I remained hopeful about the country and its future.

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The year was 1968 and our country was reeling. The war was raging in South East Asia, and the struggle for civil rights was reaching its crescendo at home. Swirling about were massive protests and growing dissent against the War and demonstrations of militancy by Black Americans. When Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated on April 4, more than 200 rebellions occurred nationwide on that night alone. Serious violence erupted in 38 states and 138 cities.

The unrest was accompanied by a massive and unprecedented level of counter-action by the Police and the National Guard. In the month of April, more National Guard troops were called out than in the previous year. Never before in the history of our country has such a massive military response been mounted against domestic disorder.

Robert Kennedy was a white man who had established an especially close relationship with the Black community. He was a symbol of reconciliation and a promising candidate for President. Only four years before he had expressed his anguish at the assassination of his own brother JFK. On the night of his victory in the all important California primary, he was also assassinated. The nation was coming apart at the seams.

On the campus of the Divinity School at Yale University, far from the disorder, a small program in compensatory education was taking shape. It was a small skirmish, part of the other war, the war on poverty, an articulated national commitment to address issues of social and economic injustice.

The school had been in operation for four years. But in 1968, a small group of educators redefined the enterprise and gave it a new direction. As in previous years, most of the students came from backgrounds of poverty. But that year the student body was especially challenging. Many were alienated from traditional schooling; underachieving academically and written off by their home schools. They were African-Americans from the large cities as well as from the rural South; Latinos from the far West, Native Americans from the reservations of the Southwest and white kids from Vermont and New Hampshire who had never before met a kid of color. For the first time ever, young women were enrolled as students on the Yale campus.

These students were as confused as we were as to the meaning of the events unfolding before them and how best to respond. The external turmoil reflected all too accurately the inner contradictions of our staff and students, bringing sharply into focus the conduct of individual lives as well as that of the nation.

For us it could not be business as usual. One could not simply seek refuge from these forces at our schools and universities. Schooling was part of and not apart from society. Rather than simply sit by idly, reflecting on these events, our schools were morally compelled to step forward—to generate new thinking, alternate visions and active approaches to the events of the outside world consistent with the needs and demands of its students. This was the stuff of a real education, intellectually challenging and spiritually and politically transformative.

We took to heart the words of Paolo Freire, the Brazilian educator, that when we educate for personal liberation, we raise social and political consciousness. We believed that though schools serve primarily as hand-maidens of the larger culture, perpetuating its values, traditions, and myths, they must also play the gadfly, holding the culture accountable, helping shape it in a more humane image.

Central to our effort was our curriculum. At its heart lay the forbidden issue of our culture — racism. We made discrimination, its nature and its origin, the centerpiece of our learning, using it as the touchstone of identity and a metaphor for the human condition. We examined the issue from all sides, beginning with ourselves, the students and staff, using individual concerns and interpersonal relationships as the primary subject of study. Beyond this was the issue of community, as we searched together for the values that ground people and bind them together.

We lived and breathed these matters daily. Nothing was swept under the rug. We were a vibrant laboratory in the American dream, struggling actively to better understand the problems and potential of our democracy.

Assisting us in our quest was a full range of academic and aesthetic resources, from the great books of the Western literary tradition, to poetry, drama, dance, music, and film. At a time when multicultural education was coming into vogue, we complemented it with the words of “dead white men,”looking to classical literature for guidance in order to better understand the external crises of our day. Their words and thoughts helped mediate the day-to-day encounters between students and staff, illuminating the realms of the personal and interpersonal strife and confusion.

Today, we find ourselves once more at a watershed moment in our history. If educators need a clarion call to step into the current breach, I humbly offer the prospectus for our school, written almost fifty years ago:

This prospectus represents the product of our total reassessment of the Yale Summer High School. We feel that the need exists for a national educational community where, in microcosm, our strength in diversity might be brought to bear on the critical areas of American life.

Our point of departure is the widespread disaffection and estrangement felt by many members of the body politic towards the quality of American life; whether reflected in the Black-White polarization and the spasms of civil disorder that have shaken our cities, or in the apathy and despair of those who have chosen to “turn off.”

For many of its most talented youths, as for many of its most gifted adults, America has ceased to inspire commitment. A functional concept of citizenship itself is in crisis; a crisis stemming from the gradual loss of common bases for action and common social goals. As educators, we feel compelled to address ourselves to this problem.

Our effort is directed primarily to those potentially creative youngsters who are in danger of being ignored and discounted by society. We would have them grow into responsible participants in our culture. We would nurture a valid commitment to American society via those young people currently most at odds with it.

However, there exist few values, taken seriously, either universal or uniquely American, which might bind our citizens together. An effort must be made to structure contexts wherein such values might be rescued from our past; and new values generated so as to ground our common choices and imbue them with redeeming significance.

We agree with Socrates that “wisdom cannot be taught”, yet feel that contexts can and should be structured where it might best be learned. Nowhere is the need more clearly felt than in the area of race relations; for it is only through the recreation of shared values that freedom will be possible for both Black and White.

Our school would be such a workshop, for young persons, in the problems and possibilities of modern America. It may appear that we are seeking students of heroic dimension, and exhorting them to a heroic task.

Perhaps this is true; but we concur with Max Lerner that one of the saddest things that has happened to American Education has been “the squeezing out of the heroic.” Adding this necessary dimension is one of our goals as a model educational community.

It is 2016. Our nation once more finds itself at a critical juncture. We anxiously search for answers, Our failure to fully explore new ways in which a diverse population might learn to live and work together in harmony can only lead to an extension of the present state of thoughtlessness and confusion that now divides the nation. We look to our politicians for answers . But this is an important teaching moment for our country. And politicians are not teachers. Our schools and universities should be leading that conversation rather than simply following or re-formulating that which passes for thought in Washington.

Where are our schools today and the educators who lead them? When will they step forward to assume a leadership role and help show us the way? Might they, at the very least, create a context in which that conversation might occur? When it happens, please let me know. I’d very much like to join in.

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Word Origin Comics: All Lit Up and Nowhere to Go

My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends –
It gives a lovely light.

—— Edna St. Vincent Millay, “A Few Figs from Thistles”, 1920

Burning the candle at both ends? The expression entered English in the 17th century, when candles were an expensive but necessary form of household lighting. The only reason one might do that is to gain a little extra light. But to burn a candle at both ends requires that you hold it horizontally, which causes the wax to drip and also uses up the candle too quickly. Are you, like the candle also burning yourself out too quickly for a brief moment of whatever?

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Noah Webster

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A word with you about a truly great American, Noah Webster, who made a lasting and significant contribution to the shaping of our national character.

Webster apparently never met a word he didn’t like, including more than 70,000 of them, many distinctly American, in his new American dictionary that took him 27 years to complete. He also spoke out against politicians begotten to special interests, believing that those economically dependent on others could not serve the public good.

There was no place in his world for them or their weasel words. The expression in fact did not appear until June 1900 in Century Magazine in an article entitled, “The Standard Glass Political Platform,” noting the frequent us of the comment that “The public should be protected — Duly protected…” And how “That’s always a good weasel word.” 

   Theodore Roosevelt elaborated further: “When a weasel sucks eggs, the meat is sucked out of the egg. If you use a weasel word after another, there is nothing left of the other.”

Sadly, these same words today are everywhere, corrupting the language and eroding our trust in it. Words which even Noah Webster would find hard to accept.

Word Origin Comics: How to Ruin Your Reputation and Make a Name for Yourself

“Reputation is what others think of us; character is what God knows of us. When you have spent what feels like eternity trying to repair a few moments of time that destroyed the view others once had of you then you must ask yourself if you have the problem or is it really them? God doesn’t make us try so hard, only enemies do.”

― Shannon L. Alder

“Your reputation is in the hands of others. That’s what the reputation is. You can’t control that. The only thing you can control is your character.”

― Wayne W. Dyer

“With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.”

― Margaret Mitchell

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Muckraking and Getting the Scoop

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Many believe that efforts to scoop the competition on the “affairs of state” has created aberrant journalism, sending it wading into the muck and mire of bad taste.

Raking muck, however, is part of an honorable and long standing tradition in American journalism. The heyday of muckraking was from 1901-11, with muckrakers digging up scandalous news about public figures and exposing corruption in government. They included such luminaries as William Allen White, Finley Peter Dunne (“Mr. Dooley”), Ida Tarbell, and Lincoln Steffens.

The first muckraker appeared in Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress (1678). Unfortunately, he was so busy raking muck, he didn’t see a celestial crown over his head — explaining the self-righteousness of journalists engaged in turning up stories.

As to the tools of the trade, you can’t turn up muck without a scoop. Scoop started life between 1324-25, as a scope, a “ladle,” later evolving into a “shovel” from the Middle Dutch for a “bucket.”  Scooping someone began “excluding competitors” around 1851 and “beating a rival newspaper to a story” in 1874.

Dogging down leads today requires special equipment. Muck being what it is, what initially passes as a scoop, later turns out to be nothing more than  a super dooper-pooper-picker- upper.